There are a few ways to distort a picture in Illustrator. You can use the distort tool, the perspective tool, or the blur tool. The distort tool is the most common way to distort a picture. To use the distort tool, first select the picture you want to distortion. Then click on the distort button. The distort tool will change how it works. It will now be called an “oscillating” distortion tool. The first thing that will happen is that the distortion will change how wide or narrow it is at any given time. The second thing that will happen is that it will start to move around in space. The third thing that will happen is that it will start to change how bright or dark it is. The fourth thing that will happen is that it will start to change how smooth it looks. The fifth and final thing that will happen is that it will stop distortions and become an “isolated” distortion tool again.